What kind of vegetarian am I?

I only eat seafood from January to June and poultry from July to December. I also eat beef in February and May, pork in March and August, veal in April and September and venison in October and November. The rest of the time I am a strict vegetarian.What kind of vegetarian am I?
LOL...quite creative and funny. I like those who bring humour to this forum that is quite shallow and reactionary most of the time.
Part time one?What kind of vegetarian am I?
I'm vegetarian,and i believe a vegetarian is someone who doesn't eat anything that was once alive. Nevermind all those fancy sub-categories.



So in my opinion,you're not any kind of vegetarian!
A poser with a ridiculous eating scheduleWhat kind of vegetarian am I?
a confused one BTW ur not a vegetarian
a bad one haha /cheers
Not sure you are not on even my over-inclusive list.



Because everybody needs a label --- your handy-dandy complete list of labels.





VEGETARIAN (Lacto-ovo- vegetarian)

When most people think of vegetarians, they think of lacto-ovo-vegetarians. People who do not eat beef, pork, poultry, fish, shellfish or animal flesh of any kind, but do eat eggs and dairy products are lacto-ovo vegetarians (“lacto” comes from the Latin for milk, and “ovo” for egg).

Lacto-vegetarian is used to describe a vegetarian who does not eat eggs, but does eat dairy products.

Ovo-vegetarian refers to people who do not eat meat or dairy products but do eat eggs.



VEGAN

Vegans do not eat meat of any kind and also do not eat eggs, dairy products, or processed foods containing these or other animal-derived ingredients such as gelatin. Many vegans also refrain from eating foods that are made using animal products that may not contain animal products in the finished process, such as sugar and some wines. There is some debate as to whether certain foods, such as honey, fit into a vegan diet.



FRUITARIANS –

They eat only fruits, nuts and seeds.(This includes the fruit of vegetables such as tomatoes and courgettes. However they never eat the roots of plants such as carrots and potatoes)



PISCIVORE –

The word piscivore is used to describe those who abstain from eating all meat and animal flesh with the exception of fish. Although the word is not commonly used, more and more people are adopting this kind of diet, usually for health reasons or as a stepping stone to a fully vegetarian diet. Pescatarian is occasionally used but is incorrect.



POULTRYIVORE –

Eats chicken and turkey, but does not eat mammals.



FLEXITARIAN/SEMI-VEGETARIAN/DEMIVEGETARI…

You don’t have to be vegetarian to love vegetarian food! “Flexitarian” is a term recently coined to describe those who eat a mostly vegetarian diet, but occasionally eat meat.



RAW VEGAN/RAW FOOD DIET

A raw vegan diet consists of unprocessed vegan foods that have not been heated above 115 degrees Fahrenheit (46 degrees Celsius). “Raw foodists” believe that foods cooked above this temperature have lost a significant amount of their nutritional value and are harmful to the body.



MACROBIOTIC

The macrobiotic diet, revered by some for its healthy and healing qualities, includes unprocessed vegan foods, such as whole grains, fruits and vegetables, and allows the occasional consumption of fish. Sugar and refined oils are avoided. Perhaps the most unique qualifier of the macrobiotic diet is its emphasis on the consumption of Asian vegetables, such as daikon, and sea vegetables, such as seaweed.



OMNIVORE –

Eats both animal and plant matter. A slang derogatory term for FLEXITARIAN.



CARNIVORE

Only eats meat.



LANDIVORE

Eats meat, but does not eat seafood or fish.



HERBIVORE

Same as a vegetarian



SUSHIVORE

Eats fish but only uncooked.



BEEFEATER –

Guards the Tower of London.



SNACKATARIAN –

Will not eat snacks made in the image of animals. E.g. Chocolate Easter Bunny, Animal crackers, goldfish crackers, gummy bears, or swedish fish.



STRICT SNACKATARIAN –

Won’t eat chocolate easter eggs as well.



OVO-SNACKATARIAN

Will eat Chocolate Easter eggs, but not the chocolate easter bunny etc,



PESCASNACKATARIAN

Will eat goldfish crackers and swedish fish but will not eat gummy bears, chocolate easter bunny and animal crackers.
The rest of the time? There is no " the rest of the time" You either are one or you aren't one.
*rolls eyes*



You aren't a vegetarian at all. You're just an omnivore with a weird eating schedule.
sorry your not vegetarian
eats animals = 0 vegetarians
You're not.
You are not one
You're not.

Look the word up in a dictionary.
You are a disgusting *!#@ole , that what!



You're not supposed to eat white meat after Labor Day.
youre not one if you eat all that. if youre a vegetarian you dont eat anything that used to have a face. unless youre a pescetarian then you eat fish but no other kinds of animals.
first get your sexual oriantation problem straight before trying to figure out your murder diet.
You aren't a vegetarian.
vegetarians do not eat meat in any form, although Lackto vegetarians do eat eggs, milk, and cheese. Some people who eat fish claim to be vegetarian, but they really aren't.
your a flexitarian! like me! yay!
You are a "non-vegetarian." One with a very complicated schedule.